[brisbone]

You know how skunk smell and weed smell are sometimes interchangeable to the average nose? Have you considered that all those times you smelled it, that it might have been a skunk smoking weed?

[brisbone]

[jellyviscious]

Hello everyone.

I’m trying to make a little extra money right now. Also, I changed my Commission page and tweaked some of my prices! Exciting y’all. Come get these hot n’ spicy cheaper prices while you can. 

Just in case I get swamped with a lot of people interested in a commission (here’s hoping), I’ll only be drawing 5 to start.

1. [OPEN]

2. [OPEN]

3. [OPEN]

4. [OPEN]

5. [OPEN]

Please don’t ask me to draw:
-excessive gore
-nsfw or full frontal nudity (I don’t know how to draw a dick, I’m sorry!!)
-complicated armor or mecha design

and Please don’t ask me to lower any of the set prices. I’m not gonna.

In most cases, I’ll start off with a quick sketch and show that to you, and after I get that approved, I’ll need to receive payment before I give you the final product. Unless it’s a sketch, then I ask that you pay me upfront.

Right now, I’m only accepting payment through paypal. You can reach me through PMs here on tumblr, or here on https://twitter.com/Bloozal but the quickest way to reach me is for sure on Tumblr

[jellyviscious]

Junkrat Protection Squad!!

Anyways. Wow! Thank you all so much for 1000 followers. I know that sounds overplayed and lame but I really appreciate it. I feel like I’ve had this account for so long and I’ve finally reached that big milestone. About time, right?? 

Thank you all for just sticking around and enjoying my content, and special thanks to close friends like @aph-memepan @cynthiadrawssometimes @lolzwaitwhat @autumndiesirae and all of you that religiously like and reblog my content silently. Btw, feel free to hit me up sometime! If only just to talk and brainstorm and share headcanons and fanfictions and stuff!

See yall next milestone!

junkmetra??? yeah man

[thatsbelievable]

[focsle]

Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

[focsle]

Look at this CAR HORN!!

[bewareimfrench]

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

[unclefather]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hylwicks-deactivated20230621 asked:

Whats more likely to attack? A venomous insect or a venomous bird?

bogleech answered:

all birds in all situations are always the most rotten little men, that’s part of their charm

[whifferdills]

https://www.the-pro-creator.com/2019/01/I-hate-adobe-and-so-should-you.html

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[venacavo]

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

[pileofknives]

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

[beautifuloutlier]

I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes: drone, queen, and worker. Workers are only labelled female because someone couldn’t abide the idea of something not being either one or the other.

And before someone calls “genetics” there are many species where both sexes have the exact same genetics, and even many where individuals can change reproductive capacity at will, and scientists suddenly have no problem calling the ones who grow eggs “female” even though they were “male” two weeks ago.

Some species of mammals reproduce asexually. They have only one sex. It is still called “female” because it makes babies even though one might reasonably ask why even make the distinction when every single individual makes babies just the same.

[magicbrian]

are you saying worker bees are….. nonbeenary